Jan 21
11 Hot Pics of Sexy, Easy-Going Aquarian Colton Underwood
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 6 MIN.
Colton Underwood, gorgeous former "Bachelor" and current hot married influencer and proud new father, describes himself on Instagram's Threads as "a husband, dad, adventurer, coffee addict, Aquarius, producer, NYT best seller and a human being."
In his "Bachelor" era, Horoscope.com introduced him as a football player whose "sun is fixed air sign Aquarius, which makes him–at least outwardly– a social, friendly man of the people. It's no wonder he is a team player (literally) and found himself a fan favorite among Bachelor Nation."
Underwood's been through so many life changes and shared multiple groundbreaking queer publicity moments since then, but he's still radiating that widely adored golden-boy energy, and we love that for him.
Aquarians are known for being easy-going and eager to make friends, regularly spending time with people from all walks of life. Allure says: "Of all the zodiac signs, Aquarius is undoubtedly the most innovative, progressive, rebellious, and humanitarian." Known for focusing on work that makes the world a better, more welcoming space, Aquarius is a star sign that requires a lifestyle balance, prioritizing time on their own to reflect, rest, and recharge.
The Instagram posts we're highlighting here are a wonderful balance of Underwood's different sides: joyous, adored heartthrob; proud father and husband; dog lover whose workouts include mountain hikes; and homebody who occasionally needs time alone for online gaming. There's so much of this hunk to love, and so many thirst traps shared for us to enjoy, so let's get into it!
This video of Colton Underwood jumping right over a sign that says "no jumping, no diving" and diving into the water, is a perfect example of why Allure describes an Aquarian as "a rebel at heart." The magazine continues, explaining that "These air signs don't mesh well with authority-figures, let alone any institution that represents tradition and long-standing convention."
Underwood captioned this post "happy and wet," while looking exactly that, a huge smile on his face while standing in a pool. Former "Queer Eye" renovator Bobby Berk commented "Always the best combo" which is so true.
This photo of Underwood with his hair wrapped in a towel and his muscular arms holding his body up as if he's about to get out of the pool is captioned "my summer vision board." He's on our summer vision board, too. If you keep scrolling the post, you'll be rewarded with close-ups on his legs and chest as he relaxes on a pool lounger.
This post's caption reads: "Fun fact: to unwind and [de]stress my go-to is a glass of wine and a video game." Allure says that Aquarians "need plenty of space and time on their own to reflect, and form ideas," which is exactly what Underwood is doing here while playing video games alone at home.
"Run, lift, drink a protein shake and beer with your pups. happy Friday." This casual photo shows Underwood relaxing at home with his dog, who looks so at peace – truly living the dream life – while drinking a steady sip-by-sip alternating combo of protein shake and beer. If you scroll through the post, you'll see him going for a neighborhood run and a video of him at the gym.
As a fun gift to us, Underwood shared this "just a Monday workout" video while outdoors on a hike, doing his energetic reps while shirtless, set to Beyoncé song "YA YA."
When captioning this black-and-white model moment, which sees Underwood with his jeans zipped open and pulled down to reveal white briefs, the hot dad simply went with the phrase: "the intersection of sports culture and queer culture" to which we say: Exactly.
"Aquarians also like adventure, travel, and outdoors activity" says Cosmopolitan magazine, and this could not be more true of Colton Underwood. The Aquarian certainly loves an outdoor adventure! We love this picture of him on a hike with his happy dogs, for some blessed reason taken with a low camera angle from between his spread legs.
We love these photos of Underwood relaxing while on his "Baby moon" with husband Jordan Brown, scheduling some couple time in a surreal location before their baby was born. The husbands spent this special vacation together, enjoying days where all that's on the schedule is romantic dinner dates, swimming in the ocean, and soaking up the sun.
Cosmopolitan proclaims that Aquarians represent "the best of humankind (humanitarian, fair, kind, inventive)" and we really feel that in the way Underwood is so proud to share special moments with his baby, Bishop. It's really sweet how openly proud and adoring he is about his child and life since becoming a father.
Underwood looks peaceful and content in this black-and-white photo. He's barefoot, shirtless and wearing only Abercrombie jeans in the post, which he's captioned his "summer of threads." (A fun additional detail here is that gay superstar Ricky Martin, who famously loves feet, has liked this photo.)
